Just ran to the liquor store to pick up some patriotic beer for tonight’s big airing of thoughts on politics on television. While I was there, I got some free advice on how to win money for nothing.
“When you hit the slot machine in Foxwoods, after you win one, three times, you gotta leave. While you’re ahead. Otherwise, that’s when you start losing. And that’s how they get you.”
She then went to work scratching $100 worth of Lottery tickets. “Psshhhhhhhhh. I’ll take a chance, though.”