The wife checks in from Dunkin’ Donuts -- where, she reports, Spare Change Guy is blocking doorways and flicking cigarette butts at women and paying for his coffee in nickels and pennies.
I will counter with this dude, whom I shared a Green Line car with this morning. And this is how it went…
You neglected to mention that Spare Change Guy was asking the frightened DD employees for butter knives and cups.