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America Ruined by Evil Foreigner; This Guy not to be Blamed

September 22nd, 2009 · No Comments · Politics

So there’s a new leader in the clubhouse for “Southiest Southie Bumper Sticker.”
And here it is. (Top one, obvs.)

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Communist President Barack Obama’s Communism Wearing on Local Commercial Real Estate Market

September 21st, 2009 · No Comments · Business, Media

That’s the thesis of this BostonHerald.com commenter, who replies to a perfectly fine market trend story thingy with the following bit of vitriol: “barry is running our economy into the ground while bowing to our enemies.”

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How Can We Miss You if You Won’t Disappear and Fake-Hunt Moose for a While?

September 9th, 2009 · No Comments · Politics

Sarah Palin, who at least is still liked by herself, slobbers on about death panels and bureaucracy in today’s WSJ. Wonkette notes that she’s “overquoting” “like” “she’s” “editing” “Zagat.” I think it helps to imagine her writing (“writing”?) this while clad in a Wal-Mart pajama set and chomping on a Crunchwrap Supreme.

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Bail Yourself Out

August 12th, 2009 · No Comments · Uncategorized

I didn’t think it was possible to top this Christmas-time “Freedom, Hope and Courage” pawn shop window, in which famous American heroes urged down-and-out Americans to surrender their used gold and televisions for Keno money.
I was wrong.

Check out this thing here. It’s the first family! And a cardboard flag, and a sign that says “America,” [...]

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You’re Excused

June 11th, 2009 · No Comments · Politics

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Obama Can’t Get This McDonald’s Employee, Who is an Aspiring DJ, a Raise

February 10th, 2009 · No Comments · Media, Politics

Dude doesn’t seem to mind though. He’s got enthusiasm and energy and a pathway to dreams or something.

[via HuffPo, and, really, the rest of the entire internet]

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Hope is Alive

February 7th, 2009 · No Comments · Business

Who needs Barack Obama? We’ve got cut-rate VCR’s and slightly-used jewelry.
Spotted Friday afternoon, in the South End: The hope-iest pawn shop window in Boston. Freedom, hope and courage, meet usury.

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Wired Slags Patrick

January 24th, 2009 · No Comments · Media, Politics

February’s Wired sizes up the challenges facing Barack Obama as he tries to bring the massive federal bureaucracy online. (Trouble with links, purchasing and licensing? They had no idea.)
The magazine also spotlights a pol who just might presage the failure of Obama’s wired White House. It’s our own governor, Deval Patrick.
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Obama Buys off Media – With Access?

January 21st, 2009 · No Comments · Media, Politics

So now we know: Barack Obama does have love the bulk of the newspapering media, and does just hate that Che-tatted rag, the Times, as had been widely rumored.
Because: One of Hopey’s first official acts as King of Amerika was rolling back restrictive restrictions on FOIA inquiries. That helicoptering ex-dictator of ours had instituted an eight-year crackdown [...]

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Who Wore It Better? World Leader Edition

December 23rd, 2008 · No Comments · Politics

So, yes, OMG, the president appears to be in fighting shape. Hooray for Navy SEALS and push-ups.
But. BUT. Plenty of world leaders can go shirtless. If this Obama character wants to be taken seriously, he’s got to flex his pecs next to some mountains and fishing rods and guns and bullet-riddled bodies of vanquished journalists.
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