The following, from BWE.tv’s Jersey Shore recap, is just about the most perfect summation of a reality show two-hour premiere that journalism has ever produced: “Angelina also made a huge deal about how some random chicks took off their thongs in the hot tub and now the water is unsanitary. Last time I checked, thongs [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Pervs'
Correction of the Decade
November 12th, 2009 · No Comments · Media
It’s from today’s Herald. Obviously. Here it is, reprinted in all its glory:
The Nov. 3, 2009 edition of the Boston Herald contained an article entitled “Perv Puts Boxford On Edge – Level 3 sex offender was flagger.” The article was accompanied by a photograph purporting to represent the individual subject of the story, David Giacalone. [...]
It’s Huge!
March 26th, 2009 · No Comments · Media
If today’s Herald headline – “Wheelchair vamp dwarf porn is big business online” – isn’t a contender for headline of the year, I don’t know what is.
“Optimistic” Spitzer Sticks Hand Back in Game
March 6th, 2009 · No Comments · Business
This is just about the greatest thing I’ve ever seen – in his grand reemergence into the public life, disgraced New York AG/Governor/socks aficionado Eliot Spitzer is buying a DC office building for $180 million. At probably the worst time ever for commercial real estate values.
The deal has its upside, though. Location, location, location!
To wit, [...]
Tags:End-Times Finance·Pervs·Real Estate·Wall Street Journal
One T-Shirt to Rule Them All
February 6th, 2009 · No Comments · Politics
A few months ago, a group of journalists was doing what journalists do best – drinking at JJ Foley’s, yelling about State House politics, and making fun of the disabled.
And then – a convergence of the three! Some pints of Guinness inspired the mob to declare that somebody should totally make some “Kiss me, I’m [...]
Tags:Allegedly!·Beer·Pervs
Spaghetti Cat Does Not Believe Your Lies
December 14th, 2008 · No Comments · Media
The Hill and the Hall Week in Review
July 18th, 2008 · No Comments · Politics
(Cross-posted from Boston Daily)
The legislature rushed towards the end of its session this week, racing to take action on a number of bills that had fallen prey to the body’s famously inattentive attention span. There was action on nursing, gay nuptials, health care and same-day voter registration. The Hill also witnessed shameful scandal and naked [...]
Tags:Boston City Council·Boston Magazine·Deval Patrick·Legislature·Pervs·Tim Cahill·Tim Murray
The Hill and the Hall Half-Year in Review
July 3rd, 2008 · No Comments · Politics
(Cross-posted from Boston Daily)
There’s still a couple weeks left in the current legislative session, but since we’ve just passed the year’s halfway point – and since some of us are going to the beach a few days early – now seems as good a time as any to tally up the winners and losers from [...]
Tags:Boston Magazine·Deval Patrick·Legislature·Mayor Menino·Pervs·Sal DiMasi·Therese Murray
Fagan Goes Global
June 27th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
Rep. James Fagan’s bizarre rant about ripping child rape victims apart totally owns the internets right now. Dude just made Wonkette. Yay us. Go Boston. So, so proud.
Related unsolicited advice: Rep. Fagan, stay as far away as possible from Bobby Jindal.
Tags:Legislature·Pervs
Well, Do You?
June 6th, 2008 · No Comments · Politics
One final, gratuitous note to end an entirely gratuitous week of assaults on the beleaguered, possibly-ill State Senator Jim Marzilli: Smoking Gun-style documents from the Lowell PD reveal a few choice quotes that managed to evade published reports. Two stand out.
The victim who delivered that epic hooker line (would that we were all so quick [...]
Tags:Grooming·Legislature·Pervs
